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CCRB Token Sale Results – This is (not) a Joke

Before the second round of Token Sale, CCRB’s Whitepaper (sic!) was like:..

CCRB works just like Bitcoin, but removes mining for profit. CCRB is 100% pre- mined and the cryptocurrency is closely linked to cash-back and loyalty platforms.

Based on the Bitcoin protocol, CCRB will virtually eliminate mining for profit – the aspect of cryptocurrencies responsible for harming the environment, through wastage of electricity.

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Awww, “wastage of electricity”, awww. Anyone with half a brain saw past that statement when reading through the “Whitepaper” (we recommend having a read, – CCRB’s Whitepaper is Alice in Wonderland of cryptos).

When the second round of Token Sale was coming to an inglorious end, the official CCRB Newsletter is like:..

First up, we have the Mining CPU tool, which enables users to actively mine cryptocurrency using nothing more than their standard laptop/PC and an internet connection!

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– wait… What about the ENVIRONMENT?..

Basically, the Newsletter piece saying to all CCRB holders and followers: “look to which extent we don’t give a flying f*uck, – Whitepaper? Who gives a damn?

Phantasmagoria? Identity disorder? April Fool’s? Naaah.

Token Sales Targets barely met halfway.